The European Assembly Act 1979 since 1986 named the European Parliament Act 1979 is an act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom which made provision for the payment of salaries and pensions, and the provision of allowances and facilities, to or in respect of Representatives to the Assembly of the European Communities. It was given royal assent on 26 July 1979
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