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Halla Hrund Logadóttir is an Icelandic scientist and politician who currently serves as a member of the Icelandic parliament Althing after she was elected in the 2024 Icelandic parliamentary election, representing the Progressive Party. She previously worked as the Director of Energy Affairs at Orkustofnun and as an adjunct professor at Harvard University in the United States. She was a candidate in the 2024 Icelandic presidential election.
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Busby Marou is the debut studio album by Australian blues and roots band Busby Marou. The album was originally self-released in August 2010 and was re-released on Warner Music Australia's indie imprint, Footstomp Records in June 2011 with a deluxe edition being released in March 2012.
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