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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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