{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}