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Room Noises is the first full-length album of the band Eisley. It was released on February 8, 2005 on Reprise Records. The album was placed at No. 9 among Paste magazine's top albums of 2005. The album had three singles: \"Memories\", \"Telescope Eyes\", and \"I Wasn't Prepared\". Music videos were made for each single, as well as \"Marvelous Things\".
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