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Peter Erasmus Christian Kaalund was a Danish philologist who specialized in Scandinavian studies.
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{"type":"general","setup":"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...","punchline":"It's impossible to put down","id":37}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?","punchline":"He let out a little wine.","id":173}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Is the pool safe for diving?","punchline":"It deep ends.","id":146}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
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