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Al Barsha is a district of Dubai, United Arab Emirates (UAE). Al Barsha is located in western Dubai. It is bordered by Al Sufouh to the west, Emirates Hills and Jumeirah Village Circle to the south, Dubai Motor City to the east, and Al Quoz and Dubai Hills to the north. It is is bounded by E 11 and E 311. Al Barsha is divided into five sectors: Al Barsha 1, Al Barsha 2, Al Barsha 3, Al Barsha South, and Barsha Heights. As of 2023, it has a population of 181,310.
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