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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}